The universe just got torn a new sock hole.

Richard Seagull was quite enjoying his retirement until a time-travelling double-decker bus plowed through the wall of his retirement home driven by a mad old woman and her parrot. And that's just the beginning of the weirdness.

Join Richard Seagull on a strange journey through space, time, and blancmange, and finally answer the age old question of why so many socks go missing in the wash.

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